is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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