I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He did a backflip because drugs
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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