I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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