She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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