Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Small penises have feelings too.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
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