So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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