too bad you live with your parents still
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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