How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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