Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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