Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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