I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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