Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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