For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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