Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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