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Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Don't EVER smell your tampon
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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