Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She told me I should be a condom model.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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