It's Friday. Sex?
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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