I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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