It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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