How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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