If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
