i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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