FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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