google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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