idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just cut my nipple shaving
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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