what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
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