Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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