I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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