So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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