weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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