I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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