he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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