All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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