Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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