oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Randomize
