He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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