she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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