Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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