Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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