just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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