brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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