MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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