White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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