Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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