I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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