just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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