I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
