The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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