hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I think people are normalizing furries
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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