Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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